Basically, this is me.
It’s not that I don’t care…it’s just that…yeah, I really don’t care. I never had it growing up, I never really understood the point, but these days, the best costumes are the cleverest ones, and often ones that don’t take much effort.
For example, this year I’m wearing a blue Oxford, a soft gray sweater, jeans, and tennis shoes. Can you guess who I am?
That’s right. Ellen DeGeneres.
Here are some other lazy-person costumes I thought of.
Wife beater + jeans + tie + lots of makeup = 90s era Avril Lavigne.
Old red dress + random plank strapped to your head = Carrie Underwood.
Pink shirt + jeans + backpack = Dora the Explorer.
T-shirt + jeans + broken glasses = Harry Potter, incognito.
Apron + orange sweatsuit + sunglasses = Martha Stewart.
Oversized sunglasses + oversized t-shirt + granny sweater + Starbucks cup = Mary Kate Olsen.
Dog leash + keys = Alicia Keys.
Leather jacket + jeans + sunglasses + tons of baby powder = James Dean.
A bunch of random items = Lady Gaga.
Yeah, happy Hallowhatever, everyone.