Halloween Costumes For Those Who Truly Do Not Care (Yet, For Some Reason, Want To Give The Impression That They Still Do)

Basically, this is me.

Every Halloween.

It’s not that I don’t care…it’s just that…yeah, I really don’t care. I never had it growing up, I never really understood the point, but these days, the best costumes are the cleverest ones, and often ones that don’t take much effort.

For example, this year I’m wearing a blue Oxford, a soft gray sweater, jeans, and tennis shoes. Can you guess who I am?

That’s right. Ellen DeGeneres.

 

Here are some other lazy-person costumes I thought of.

Wife beater + jeans + tie + lots of makeup = 90s era Avril Lavigne.

Old red dress + random plank strapped to your head = Carrie Underwood.

Pink shirt + jeans + backpack = Dora the Explorer.

T-shirt + jeans + broken glasses = Harry Potter, incognito.

Apron + orange sweatsuit + sunglasses = Martha Stewart.

Oversized sunglasses + oversized t-shirt + granny sweater + Starbucks cup = Mary Kate Olsen.

Dog leash + keys = Alicia Keys.

Leather jacket + jeans + sunglasses + tons of baby powder = James Dean.

A bunch of random items = Lady Gaga.

 

Yeah, happy Hallowhatever, everyone.

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3 thoughts on “Halloween Costumes For Those Who Truly Do Not Care (Yet, For Some Reason, Want To Give The Impression That They Still Do)

  1. My youngest son follows your line of thinking…now that he’s into sports, he just puts on a jersey and becomes that player. At our “pirates and princesses” themed party, he was “pirate Marshall” (Auburn), (bandana for head-plastic sword-Marshall jersey)…. For school celebration, he was Lebron James (jersey only-he didn’t want the receding hairline headband). He saves me a boatload of money…the girls-that’s a different story! I love your ideas😀

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