Wow, a daytime post!
I could only sleep from 3-7 last night, which sucked. Actually, life has been sucking a lot lately, but last night at the end-of-semester ballroom dance party, I played Cards Against Humanity for the first time ever, and it was awesome. There were about 10 people playing to 4 black cards, and I won. For those who don’t know, it’s basically a crazier, dirtier, more politically incorrect version of Apples to Apples, another favorite game of mine. I just about died laughing while playing, and apparently people got my sense of humor, because I won after about only 15 rounds.
Here were my winning answers (in bold):
1. I never truly understood dry heaving until I encountered Britney Spears at 55.
2. A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without a bigger, blacker dick.
3. In a pinch, masturbation can be a good substitute for guys who don’t call.
4. Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to take-backsies.
Voila, we have a winner!
And now, lunch and writing, or something like that.
But first two milestones:
Meet my 900th follower, all the way from Madison, Wisconsin, Holly from Holly Recommends. Thanks, Holly!
And also, every continent visited before noon! Yay! High fives to North America (USA and Canada), South America (Colombia and Brazil), Europe (UK, Germany, Montenegro, Ireland, and Poland), Asia (UAE, Turkey, and Philippines), Africa (Kenya) and Oceania (Australia)!