Facebook informed me today that As Told By Ginger, probably one of the most true-to-life and thoughtful animated series of all time (or at least on Nickelodeon) was going to come back. With all the recent hype about Fuller House and the general nostalgia trend, I wanted to believe it. I hoped it was true.
Then, I learned that it was based on a post by a site called MoviePilot.com, which has been known to a) spread lies and b) steal content. If you really want to go to that site, you can, but it’s utter crap. If it were really coming back, Nickelodeon would say something about it (like they have about the Hey Arnold! reboot movie), and not release some crappy drawings on some site run by a third party.
So, despite the fact that Facebook’s news feed, though bearing questionable content (such as what color dress Eva Longoria wore to the Golden Globes, alongside a headline about the body of a missing teenager found in Nebraska) is usually correct, don’t get all your news from there. And don’t get your hopes up about As Told By Ginger returning either, because it is not happening.
And before another false hope crosses into your horizon, let me shoot down a few other things that are not coming back.
1. TRL. When was the last time regular MTV played music videos? Every so often this pops up, and no, it’s not happening.
2. Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead. There have been rumors of a reboot of this Christina Applegate-led classic getting a reboot with every teen star from Selena Gomez to Ashley Tisdale to Miley Cyrus, and though it could be fun as a 21st century adventure, not happening.
3. Rugrats. It ran for ten years, including specials, movies, and a spinoff series, All Grown Up. While I loved watching Tommy and crew, I can’t think of many more situations they could get into without reinventing it into something else. Unlike with Spongebob Squarepants (going on seventeen years!), the people behind Rugrats are happily counting their money, and when the public wants to see it again, they can go online, or maybe Nickelodeon will re-air it in syndication. A classic is a classic, and it shouldn’t be messed with.
4. Mrs. Doubtfire. There were rumors of a sequel for awhile, but along with other Robin Williams films, I think that’s off the table.
5. Hairspray. Even though I love the old movie with a passion (and to some extent, the musical – the movie musical, meh), I wouldn’t bet on a Hairspray 2 anytime soon.
6. Murphy Brown. I heard a weird rumor one time that there was going to be some sort of Murphy Brown reboot, with someone like Julia Louis-Dreyfus or Jenna Elfman in the title role, but I think that once the ground’s been broken, you can’t call it virgin territory anymore. Plus, nobody can be Candice Bergen. Remember Rachel Blanchard as Cher in Clueless, the TV series? Thought so.
7. The Golden Girls. They tried it with Hot in Cleveland, and it shouldn’t be rebooted. Ever. It’s golden, hence the name.
8. The Cosby Show. I think it’s safe to say that this is forever dunzo, in any way shape or form.
9. Friends. Hopefully, it will be back eventually, but I feel like speculating on a return of friends is like asking your parents for a pet; the longer you ask, the more they’ll say “not now, Alexis, eat your chicken nuggets.”
10. Mean Girls. Other than the weird non-sequel sequel with that girl from Wizards of Waverly Place, I highly doubt it will come back. Every time there’s been talk of a reunion movie, either Tina Fey or Amy Poehler comes out with a new project. I think that we’ve moved on, and going back to revisit Cady Heron and Regina George just won’t work. They’ve already learned their lesson once, in a big way. It’s not going to happen, so stop trying to make it happen, Gretchen Weiners.
I agree, it’s best not to mess with Rugrats, a true classic. And I still think a sequel to Mean Girls would be awesome.
A sequel would be interesting, but what would they learn? And it’s too soon for it to be Mean Girls the next generation; maybe in 10 years when Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Seyfried and everyone else is old enough to be the mother of a teenager. Mean Moms?
Haha you are unto something…
Okay so I know this has nothing to do with the post but I saw you mentioned something about Eva Longoria’s dress colour so I rushed on Google to see if this was like the dress issue (you know, #TheDress issue) but I couldn’t find anything. Instead I ended up spending a good 20 minutes going through the best and worst dressed list. Did you SEE Lady Gaga?! I mean just wow (though I have a feeling you’re not someone who’d care about fashion stuff so movin’ on)
I really want a Mean Girls sequel. I NEED one. I already thought there was one, there can’t not be! I’m crushed.
There was a sequel, but with completely different people. No, no controversy on Eva Longoria, Facebook just likes to live blog random stuff when nothing else is going on.
Oh I heard about that one, with the totally different people. Well, I love mean girls mostly because of the cast! So I really would love to see a reunion (but I’m not sure what they’ll do about lindsey)
There’s a mock trailer on YouTube somewhere.
I do have quite a lot of experience with mock trailers on youtube. Ah youtube. Never fails.
There’s a great one that makes Princess Diaries into a political thriller. Teehee.
I never came across these! What’s the name of the channel??
Also am I spotting a nigahiga reference or was that teehee just a random teehee
BTW who is your favorite Lebanese playwright?
It is disgusting that I have never bothered to watch some of the most famous Lebanese plays, while I have no problem watching stuff like youtube and the Kardashians (okay not regularly but still).
You unvolunteeraly made me feel quite ashamed because well I’m assuming since you’re asking that you’re knowledgeable in these plays.
Since you asked who my favorite is I guess I’ll say the Rahbani brothers (they do count right) because I’ve watched a few things and heard MANY great things (I also don’t like not picking a choice) so yep. Pathetic of me, I know.
Another Golden Girls fan on here! 🙂