This is either a statement of me accepting my reality, or getting way too into The Girl With The Lower Back Tattoo.
So, here’s the preliminary list.
- Putting on pants before 3 PM.
- Shopping before midnight.
- Paying a bill with a check in an envelope with a stamp.
- Finishing a bag of lettuce before it all goes bad.
- Eating the recommended amounts of fruits and vegetables each day.
- Drinking the recommended amount of water each day.
- Keeping plants alive for more than a week.
- Complimenting other peoples’ children even when they don’t deserve it.
- Resisting the urge to eat all the desserts (no medal for me today).
- Deleting dating apps from your phone.