Today, I was driving past the middle school I always pass when I head into town, and I noticed that the crossing guard’s vest said “traffic whisperer.” As I drove away, I thought to myself, that’s interesting. I wonder what other jobs could be like that…
Hearse driver, or Lyft for stiffs?
Boathouse owner, or sea shanty?
Bartender, or cocktail therapist?
Dairy farmer, or moo-keeper?
Rabbi, or Jew-keeper? (sorry, couldn’t resist)
Barista, or caffeine puller?
Front-line soldier, or battle croaker?
TSA agent, or metal wizard?
Drummer, or beater?
Pianist, or ivory tickler?