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Driving Miss Doggy

So, today, one of my Facebook friends shared this fun news report, which you may have seen, about Eclipse the Dog, who rides the bus like a person does.

Eclipse, a black lab-gold mastiff mix, knows how to ride the D-Line in Seattle without her owner. <span class=meta>Photo/KOMO</span>

The dogs on the bus go arf, arf, arf…

It was just the thing to perk up my morning. I had to watch the video a few times, because this dog is adorable and smart, and has better public transit manners than most riders of the Madison bus system.

Apparently, it started when her owner took her out to catch the bus to the dog park and took a smoke break. When the bus came, Eclipse was tired of waiting and was so ready to get on with her day that she left her owner behind and took the bus herself, recognizing the stop at the dog park. Her owner, Jeff Young, said that “if we get separated, she gets on the bus without me and I catch up with her later” (Hayden, McRady).

I’m no expert in psychology, it’s probably not that difficult to figure out why Eclipse does what she does. Ever since Pavlov, we’ve known that animals such as dogs can respond well to classical conditioning, which leads to recognizing patterns. What impresses me more is the spatial and geographical knowledge that this dog seems to possess. The variables of travel vary every day, and so many things could lead the dog astray. For example, the dog could be distracted by a small animal, someone on the bus could offer her a treat and cause her to miss her stop, or the bus could get caught in heavy traffic, prolonging the ride, making Eclipse get off a stop too early because she feels that she has spent enough time on the bus that day. The fact that she sits in a seat and allows people to pet her, potentially distracting her from her task, definitely puts her in the top percentile of non-human intelligence. I mean, think about it; she can’t see color, read words, or ask directions. That would be like putting me on a bus full of locals in Thailand without my glasses and telling me to get off at “the square with the big tree.” I would probably end up either in Cambodia or attempting to make conversation with local trees.

Now that I’ve spent about an hour watching videos of animals on the Internet, here’s something I found about other animals who use public transportation. Spoiler alert: some of the stories don’t have happy endings 😦 but it does go to show you that maybe we’re underestimating what our animal friends can do.

Oh, and today has been my first six-continent day of the year! Thank you so much for coming and visiting today: from North America – USA and Canada, South America – Venezuela and Chile,  from Europe – Ireland/Germany/UK/Czech Republic/Cyprus/Austria/Turkey and Gibraltar (for the first time!), from Africa – Kenya and Egypt, from Asia – Israel/Azerbaijan/Philippines/Kuwait/Bahrain/India/Taiwan/UAE/Jordan (for the first time!), and Armenia (also for the first time!), and from Oceania – New Zealand and Australia! Thanks for reading, come again soon!

Ron Weasley applauds you!

Works Cited

Hayden, Jan. “Seattle dog masters public transit, rides bus alone to the dog park.” The Daily Kos. 13 January 2015. http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/01/13/1357476/-Seattle-dog-masters-public-transit-rides-bus-alone-to-the-dog-park?detail=facebook

Lammle, Rob. “Public Transportation is for the Birds (And Dogs And Goats).” Mental Floss. 18 August 2010. http://mentalfloss.com/article/25504/public-transportation-birds-and-dogs-and-goats.

McRady, Rachel. “Dog Rides Bus to Dog Park in Belltown, Seattle By Herself: Watch Eclipse’s Viral Journey!” Celebrity News. US News. 13 January 2015. http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/dog-rides-bus-dog-park-belltown-seattle-video-2015131.

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Santa Drives the Bus

Today, I was running late for class (as usual), but I managed to arrive at the bus stop just as the bus was pulling up.

I get on the bus, and as I’m fumbling in my wallet for my bus pass, I hear a voice saying “ya should’ve been prepared.”

I look up, and there’s a rotund man with glasses, long white hair, and a thick beard sitting in the driver’s seat. Wearing a Christmas sweater.

After a double-take, I finally find my card and swipe it, and we take off even though there are several people still waiting at the bus stop. There are several stops in between the stop where I got on the bus and the stop where I get off the bus. Even though the bus isn’t packed by any means, this guy stops for about 10 seconds at each stop before closing the doors, even if it means people have to wait for the next bus.

But otherwise, between stops, he flies. I am in shock. Normally, buses wait for everyone to get on/off, people to get situated, and occasionally stop for the wayward pedestrian. But on Santa’s bus this morning, no prisoners were taken.

Despite leaving my apartment at 9:41, I still manage to make it to class at 9:52, with three whole minutes to spare.

And the creepy thing? I got off the bus in the back, but before I had time to turn around and say thank you, the bus had pulled away. I didn’t even get a picture of the driver, but he looked an awful lot like this bus driver:

I am almost convinced that Santa Claus drove me to school today.

And that’s why I got there early.