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Random Thought Of The Day: Love Is…

Today, I gave chocolates and hand cream to my favorite Starbucks barista.

I mean, she smiles at me, tells bad jokes, and gives me caffeine, which makes her basically either my girlfriend or a secretary from a 1960s sitcom.

Happy Valentine’s Day, readers.

In other news, I just started writing my 16 snail mail letters for 2016, and I’m currently only at 9 takes. So, if you’re reading this, I’ve got seven more letters to send, so email me your snail mail address at jacobh1021 at yahoo dot com!

And if you haven’t yet, hop on over to my Terrible Hallmark Valentine’s Day Movie Generator and post a comment.