Things I Haven’t Yet Done This Year

January 1 is always that one day when there’s something you normally do, but haven’t, so you can say that you haven’t done it since last year.

Here are a few things I haven’t done…SINCE LAST YEAR.

  1. Driven a car.
  2. Had alcohol.
  3. Bought anything.
  4. Taken a bath.
  5. Eaten lunch.
  6. Watched a movie.
  7. Gotten a haircut.
  8. Gone to the gym.
  9. Washed my clothes.
  10. Shaved.

If I still haven’t done any of those things a week from now…let me know, because there might be something wrong with me.

But for today…it’s okay.